This is the story of a home under siege. The enemy is a master of deception, disguising themselves as cute little harmless gnomes. I see through their rouse however, and have begun an investigation into their plans to conquer the human world around them. What follows is a journal of this journey into the darkest yet cutest world you will ever see. Read this at your own risk, for once they learn of your knowledge of their plans, you may find their attention turned toward your own garden!

Part One

Part One

The gnomes begin their invasion, but do not do so unnoticed.

Part Two

Part Two

The gomes plans are discovered and revealed. Counter-operations are put into action.

Part Three

Part Three

New developments are seen and reported. This section is still being written as events unfold.