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This is the story of a home under siege. The enemy is a master of deception, disguising themselves as cute little harmless gnomes. I see through their rouse however, and have begun an investigation into their plans to conquer the human world around them. What follows is a journal of this journey into the darkest yet cutest world you will ever see. Read this at your own risk, for once they learn of your knowledge of their plans, you may find their attention turned toward your own garden!
Part OneThe gnomes begin their invasion, but do not do so unnoticed. |
Part TwoThe gomes plans are discovered and revealed. Counter-operations are put into action. |
Part ThreeNew developments are seen and reported. This section is still being written as events unfold. |