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Friday, Jul 30, 2010
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Gnome Invasion!
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It started out harmlessly enough. Linda bought a gnome for her garden and placed it in the front yard. He sat quiet and content for some time. I thought that meant things were good in the garden. But darkness loomed on the horizon. |
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Soon after, a second gnome appeared. He moved in near the first one but he was more rude. He immediately took to fishing in our pond without permission. I haven't actually seen him catch anything but I have strong suspicions he may have framed a local racoon for his fish theft. |
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More recently, a pair of gnomes appeared mysteriously in the back yard. I fear they may be trying to surround us. If we need to escape, we will surely be cut off! |
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The backyard gnomes are spreading some form of fungus. The male carries fresh specimens around and plants them in the ground. I don't know what they are exactly as I've never seen a white-dotted red mushroom before. So far I've found three of them growing in the yard. |
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