Ubernews, 12-28-2002:
I finally got the nerve to stick my hands in the Ubertank again. I'm still afraid of being eaten by Fish #2. After a thorough cleaning of the tank, I introduced three new companions. I'm curious what will happen now. Is Fish #2 a cold-blooded killer? Was it just a fit of rage and jealousy? Or is he innocent of the crime? Maybe the missing fish was stolen! Time may tell...

Ubernews, 10-19-2002:
I finally got around to The Ubercousin Funeral Page. Sorry for the delay.

Ubernews, 9-12-2002:
A strange thing has happened. One of the Uberfriends has disappeared! I don't mean he's hiding, I mean he's gone. The fish is not in the Ubertank! I've searched the entire aquarium and surrounding areas. There is no sign of him. Is it merely coincidence that Ubercousin died and now one of his companions so soon after? Only one remains now. Did he have something to do with this? I'm beginning to not trust Uberfriend #2 (from now on referred to by his new name, Fish #2). Did Fish #2 kill Ubercousin out of jealousy? Did he kill and dispose of his other companion, who was the only witness? And how exactly does a fish dispose of a corpse?

Ubernews, 8-20-2002:
Ubercousin has died. I cannot explain the death. In fact, he looked quite healthy for being dead. I don't think I have ever spent so much time making sure an animal was truly dead. He looked like he could jump out of the net and bite me. But despite my revival efforts (not mouth to gill!) he remained dead. I gave him the official three-swirl salute as he went down the toilet. Ubercousin was the last remaining relative of Uberfish and a true survivor in every sense of the word. A memorial will be constructed soon.

Ubernews, 4-4-2002:
Voting is finally underway to name the Ubercousin. Better late than never. Go HERE to cast your vote! Visit both polls, voting for one name from each list. The two finalists will go into a spereate vote to determine a winner. Pictures of the ceremony will be posted as soon as I get the time.

Ubernews, 3-30-2002:
Ok folks, Uberfish's only surviving relative is about to be pulled from the sump in a ceremony commemorating the bravery and valor of Uberfish. He will be placed in the Ubertank to live out his days in peace and happiness. The Ubertank will be newly decorated and cleaned, and two friends are already anxiously awaiting his arrival.

Since his incredible voyage through the aquarium overflows and into fish-topia (the sump) he has survived on his own. He has never been given food, light or care of any kind. He has proven himself a survivor. Tonight's ceremony will also include the naming of the Ubercousin. Send in your ideas for a name, and we will vote for a winner. The voting will end tomorrow night at 9:00 PM PST.

Click HERE for a list of submitted names